Ummm…:) yeah. We would definitely have sex with Kristen Stewart. She’s got that, girl next door, down the street to the left, in her bedroom, sleeping, naked, insert penis, begin fuckin’ kinda look. Definately looks good since her Panic Room days (see below) where you weren’t really sure if she was a he, or both (ugh), or something (which they obviously did because Jodie Foster looks just like her except for her giant, massive tits hanging out of that sportsbra (good job DAVID FINCHER!).
Kristen Stewart from back in ‘02:
Pinch my nuts.